A 12-seat basement counter dressed like a Shinjuku alley. Magenta + cyan on black lacquer. Pizza in 90 seconds to people already late for the next bar. We don't take reservations. We close when we're out.
Twelve seats. The line behind you is real. Order at the counter, eat fast, free the stool. We mean it kindly.
Minimum is a slice and a drink. The counter is not a hangout. We don't run tabs.
This is not your remote office. No screens, no spreadsheets, no podcasts loud on the speakerphone.
We take cash. We take cards. We do not take reservations. Show up, wait outside, smoke if you smoke.
The room is yours. The pizza is yours. The crew works fast and would prefer not to be on TikTok.
Listed hours are aspirational. When the dough is gone, the door is shut. Come early on weekends.